"I forbid you to breathe, bitch!" - That's a real tough throat fuck

"I fuck better," declared a colleague, and to prove it, she licked

Oh, something fell off your car... But you can fuck me

I already poked my dick - I liked it, now I can fuck it, too

What the fuck? She didn't get a tattoo and she squirted all over the studio

How to get laid on a train? - Buy a hitchhiker a Coke and she's yours

How you celebrate New Year's Eve is how you spend it! We get laid, don't you?

You're quite a bunny - don't forget to jump on your dick

Lucky friend - he hears my moans and immediately comes running with a hard-on

Got stuck on the bouncing boobs and almost became a daddy, barely had time to pull out

I know it's your first time - I'll cum in your ass and it'll feel better

Son, stop peeping! Come here, I'll make a man out of you

Why are you surprised? At my school, everyone takes their exams through bed

Sister, it's always like this - you break down, and then you ask for a creampie

Daughter, don't close your eyes, but learn - stick your fingers in and cum

My friends are looking for presents under the tree I'm here and my dick is standing

Wow, is that sister giving her mom a squirt? We should take it off and flush it!

Brother, in order not to be a fast shooter, you have to get laid before the date

Girls' night out is all about cunnilingus and orgasms. If you don't have one, don't call me

Bro, my boyfriend is an asshole, so you're fucking me now, okay?

I'll put my beautiful legs up high so I don't leak creampie, and I'll get pregnant for sure

Everyone gets an A in this teacher's class, but I didn't know it was like this

I only wanted a massage, but the big dick convinced me to change my mind, fuck

Are you jerking off? Don't be selfish, I'll take off my skirt and sit on my dick, we'll both come